Giving directions
by wantunn on Jan.22, 2005, under Ramblings
My wife is the absolute worst person for giving directions. Her sense of direction is great amd she will normally never get lost but she can’t give directions to save her life.
Case in point, we went down to chinatown yesterday night to see the decorations but the car park was super crowded so I asked her to go ahead first with my daughter and mother in law.
After I found a spot, I called her and asked her where they were and the conversation went something like that..
Me: So where are you?
Wife: We’re on the bridge.
Me: The one at Chinatown point?
Wife: No the other bridge.
Me: Which other bridge?
Wife: The one with a lot of decorations lah.
Me: So where is it from the Chinatown point one?
Wife: Just walk towards the light?!?!?!?!?!
I’m looking for my wife and daughter, not having an out of body experience.
To be fair, I’m the exact opposite of my wife. I can give great directions but I could get lost going to the toilet.
At home.
