Wantunn mee

Dun miss me ya
I should be back on the following Wednesday.

… And I didn’t even get a lousy t-shirt.
7 Things I learned this week:
1. 1 shower in 7 days = bad
2. After 3 days, microwaved bee hoon tastes like heaven.
3. It IS possible to survive on 2 hours sleep a night if you really have to.
4. I hate Lim Chu Kang.
5. It’s possible to meet the nicest bunch of people in a jungle in the middle of nowhere.
6. Sh*t stacks, so be careful when pooping on level ground.
7. Don’t eat the Pontay rice .

Has anyone else ever experienced spending too much time on the bowl, getting hit by a severe case of pins and needles 30 seconds after standing up and falling over?
Not saying that it happened to me just wondering…

I keep getting pantyhose ads and there was no mention of that prior to this entry so what gives?

Right after I posted the previous entry, I buy the new paper and whats the headline story? About a woman who got her appendix removed when it was fine. How freaky is that.

The possible causes of appendicitis are many, but no one really knows why it happens.
At some hospitals here, you need to queue for an available operating theatre.
It’s faster to operate if they suspect you have appendicitis then to send you for tests and wait for the results.
If they operate they take out your appendix whether or not you have appendicitis or not because:
1. They don’t want to confuse any doctors in future who sees the scar and expects the appendix to be gone and
2. In case it was a mild case which may recur in future.
Lastly, we can apparently get on fine without our appendix. Which leads me to ask, what else in our body do we not really need (besides all the extra fats in my case).

Cos I got flashed repeatedly early this morning. If today toto sure cannot tioh one.
P.S. If you’re wearing a short skirt and sitting down, you’re not supposed to sit with your legs wide open. Even if you happen to be at the gyne where most of the other people are gals. Spare a thought for the gamblers.

At least among the younger set I guess. First we had the influx of home made porn, and then this afternoon, I walk past a car in the public carpark next to Bugis junction with the 2 (fairly young. Damn, now I feel old) occupants all over one another. And I’m not talking a peck on the cheek. From where I was standing, it was like pull out all the stops, lips, tongues and whatever else I couldn’t see under the dashboard. All this at 2pm in the middle of the city area.

Business shirt
Hip hop denim bermudas that stop at mid calf
Long business socks
Leather (or more like plastic) shoes
On a short chinese guy.

I learned a new word from Yahoo! Answers today.
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