Potty Mouth
by wantunn on Dec.19, 2005, under Family Time
… and I’m not referring to some of the people in the office 
(although I think they’d agree)
So my wife was feeling sick yeterday and my folks were out which left me with the task of feeding Cordelia her dinner. Everythings going fine (surprisingly) until she needed to poop, so I brought her to the toilet and put her onto the throne.
And squatted down in front of her to hold her steady (she’s still too small to sit on it by herself)
… Waiting for the poop to drop
… and it did
… a huge huge specimen that couldn’t have come from a baby so small
… and smashed into the bottom of the bowl with horrifying force
…causing a tsunami like backwash
… that sent a splash of water into my face (and mouth).
Oh the horror!!!
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