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Cheers dudes.

For fans of comic books, this one is an absolute hoot.
Maritess vs the Superfriends

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Excerp below:

• Your 2005 Despair, Inc. Calendars feature: Achievement – You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
• Ambition – The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
• Cluelessness- There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
• Consulting – If you’re not part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
• Demotivation – Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
• Despair – It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
• Idiocy – Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
• Meetings – None of us is as dumb as all of us.
• Mistakes- It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
• Motivation – If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
• Pretension – The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.
• Procrastination – Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
  

In addition, you will receive SIX additional (10″ x 12″) mini-posters with every calendar purchase:

• Mediocrity – It takes a lot less time and most people won’t notice the difference until it’s too late.
• Burnout – Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
• Incompetence – When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, There’s no end to what you can’t do.
• Elitism- It’s lonely at the top. But it’s comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
• Limitations – Until you spread your wings, You’ll have no idea how far you can walk.
• Teamwork – A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
  

Came across this article on Craigslist today.
Basically someone with a lot of free time on their hands. Just hope that they remember to use new ones.